CENTER FOR COLLABORATIVE ART RESEARCH AND BUILDING IN STONE RIDGE, NY
teach yourself how to boss machines arounD
with havarah zawoluk
LEARN TO DRIVE A STICK SHIFT
Saturday April 6th 2019 2:PM
Some people can't drive a stick shifted car. Are you one of them? Come figure it out with us. A workshop in which humaws learn to control the transmission of a vehicle so that it may move upon the roadway. Anyone may sign up for a 1 hr session. Best if a vehicle of manual transmission is brought to the session. A pre-session discussion will take place, outlining the basics of such a humaw/machine relationship.
LEARN TO CHANGE YOUR OWN OIL
Saturday May 2019 4th 5:PM
Want to save some bucks? Change your own oil. A workshop in which humaws learn to clean the oil cache of a vehicle and replace the filter and the oil. Jacks, oil pans, filters and such.
MAKE YOUR CAR SHUT UP
Saturday June 1st 2019 2:PM
Chime Disabling: We use Youtube to learn the codes that makes your machine hush. Seat belt chime / door lock beeping etc. - all of it can be permanently squelched.
STAY TUNED FOR HAVARAH'S SPECIAL PROJECTS:
A certain machine has forgotten how to idle properly. Upon stopping it shudders and quivers. Research has offered the possibility of teaching said machine how to idle properly. Idling is a skill the machine learned at birth, but has forgotten how to do in old age. Teaching this skill involves disconnecting the battery, time, and manipulation of code.
LETS TRY FRAME WELDING
The essential bones of our friend's car are rusted through. New York State refuses to pass its inspection. We plan to do something about it. Come help us. We have a welder. It is necessary to weld a structural support upon the frame.
COOL AUTO BODY PAINT JOB
We know a person with a cool van and we want to make it even cooler. We have a pneumatic paint sprayer, we're bold and 70's inspired. Bring masking tape and your own respirator.